You guessed it! Herr Deacon Dean von Klutzmeister is the WINNER!! I fell flat on my *SS at work today. Totally. Really klutzed out. I was wearing headphones so my cubicle neighbors didn't have to listen to my tunes. I stood up, which caused my chair (on rollers) to move backward. When I reached the end of the headphones cord I tried to quickly sit back down so as not to pull off the headphones or yank the cord from the computer. Did I mention that the chair had moved backward? Did I mention the chair has rollers? So when I sat down, on the front edge of the chair, it kept going backward and I kept going down... quickly... not too terribly gracefully... banging the chair into the cube wall and banging my back into the chair and my *ss into the carpet. Nice.
How's THAT for a mental image?
I'm now home, have taken a double dose of muscle relaxer meds from a previous injury and am hoping that I can still walk tomorrow!!
BB has been moved to a desk by herself because her deskmates have been cheating off her. This is kindergarten, for heaven's sake!!
That's it. I'm done.
I'll bet your terrible cold threw your balance off! (ears)...not coming home till that cold is gone!!
ReplyDeleteOuch!! Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, poor Dad! I hope you're okay. And yes, my kid is a smarty pants!!
ReplyDeleteOw, that sure is a mental picture but I seriously hope that...that is, I wish that you...oh, what the heck! I wish I had been there to see it! Of course, I would have stopped laughing long enough to get a picture with my camera phone and send it to everyone!! Oh, I mean long enough to help you up.
ReplyDeleteOf course. Really, I would have.
Don't you believe me?!
Oh, by the way, 'Saran Wrap' is a nickname for me, Sara, your sister, the compassionate one. That's right, the nurse! :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm not a doctor or nurse (but I know some of your readers are) however, in my opinion, double dosing "muscle relaxers" isn't going to make you walk any better. I'm just sayin. ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, but I'll bet he feels better!
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