NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP*
New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep
* Spend more time watching TV/movies.
* Chat more over the internet.
* Read less.
* Put on at least 30 pounds.
* Stop exercising. Waste of time.
* Procrastinate more.
* Drink. Drink some more.
* Start being superstitious.
* Spend more time at work. Get less done.
* Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
* Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!
And a reader added:
* Never finish what you star
Happy New Year!!