December 9, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, H1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL!!

THANKS BE TO GOD!!!

So much to be thankful for, and so little time!!

A week ago Wednesday evening I was studying for a final exam for a theology class I'm taking, when my wife, Linda, came into the room and said that H1, who lives in Houston, had been in a motorcycle accident.  Details were scarce, but first indications were a broken ankle, broken hip, possible spinal injury and perhaps internal damage, as well.

Prayers were said, prayer requests were sent out via FB, email, phone, etc.  H2, along with DLG, started making plans to go to Houston to be with H1/DIL1.  I decided to go along, too.

By Thursday night (prayers already efficacious) it had been determined that the ankle was not broken, and there was no injury to the spine!!  Still some concern about internal injury so the surgery on the hip was delayed while more tests were done.  Ultimately it was determined that H1 had shattered the ball of the femur of his right leg, and cracked the pelvic socket.  The surgeons used a metal plate and screws to piece the ball back together.  This was instead of doing a complete hip replacement, since H1 is fairly young and healthy.

On Friday H1 drove DLG and I to Houston.  KenEllie drove also, and were at the hospital when we arrived, early that evening.  H1 had been through the surgery, and was already sitting up in his bed looking quite good, under the circumstances.  So good, in fact, that he was released and sent home around noon on Saturday!  Wow!!

KenEllie drove back to NOLA with DLG on Saturday.  H1 and I stayed in Houston until Monday.  On Monday we crossed paths with Linda, who is in Houston this week, helping with H1 and enabling DIL1 to return to work.

We have been offering prayers of thanksgiving all week long.  This ordeal could have had such a different outcome.  Six to eight weeks of crutches and rehab is nothing compared to what might have been!!

Many, MANY thanks to all who prayed to long and hard for H1 and DIL1 and all the family!!  We are truly blessed with wonderful family and friends who have given us much needed emotional and spiritual support.  We love you all!!  God bless you!

November 30, 2010

ADVENT, ANYONE?

From The Curt Jester (with my highlighting):

Being that this is the first week of Advent I thought it might be useful to give some information about this season. Advent is a shortened form of the the word Advertisement, of course you probably already knew that. This time of year we get blasted by advertisements day and night to buy gifts and to attend sales. There are some groups that contend that Advertisement actually starts on Black Friday and that this is in fact the first day of the Celebration that merchandisers consider Good Friday. During the season of Advertisement we are suppose to be of good cheer for some amorphous reason that is never quite mentioned. Rumor has it that it all leads up to the event of some child born a while ago that takes place on Christmas Day. Who this child was is not important, just that we should know that the season is all about family and buying stuff. During Advertisement people say Happy Holiday’s to each other. The reason for this is that during this time Malls decorate with lots of Holly so people have considered this to be Holly days. There are also other joyful greetings like Season Greetings and 40 percent off. People spend time in thanks that they have not yet exceeded their credit limit and they might forget that they have a Savior, but they will remember the savings. During the season of Advertisement the days are still 24 hours but are measured in shopping days instead. It is also a tradition for this season to be some what penitential. Penances such as having to park in overflow parking two miles away from the mall are common. After Christmas comes Advertisementide. This is the ad season of after Christmas sales and even more discounts. Later on in the shopping season comes the season of Lent. This is because you have to get money lent to you to pay off your shopping bills.

There are also some customs associated with Advertisement such as the Advertisement Wreath. Each week you take all of your junk mail and roll it up and tighten it with a rubber band and place it in your Advertisement Wreath. The third week it is traditional to use advertisements from red tag sales. You can also make or order an Advertisement Calendar.  though most calendars come without advertisements this is a special edition where you mark off shopping days so you know when to panic when you haven’t got everything on your list. So relax and have a happy Advertisement for whatever reason we are suppose to be sellebrating.

November 26, 2010

HONEY!! WHERE ARE MY PANTS WITH THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND?!?!

Turkey, ham, candied yams, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, crawfish corn stuffing, sausage stuffing, cornbread stuffing, deviled eggs, vegetable tray, pecan pie, apple pie, pumpkin pie, bread pudding... and I'm sure I've missed something!!  OH EM GEE, what a feast!! I'm sure I ate way too much!!

I think everyone had a great time yesterday.  After dinner we watched the Saints-Dallas game.  Worked off a few pounds just sweating through the 2nd half!!  GEAUX SAINTS!!

After riding the Valk to work this morning, I'm watching a cold front pass through, hopefully quick enough to get the rain out of here before I leave for home this evening. It's pouring outside right now (12PM).

November 25, 2010

HAPPY THANKSGIVING



Happy Thanksgiving to all of my family and friends!  May God continue to bless you all.  Hopefully we can all stop for a moment today to acknowledge all that we have to be thankful for...  family, friends, health, all which lead to true happiness. (you might notice I left out "wealth" which does NOT lead to TRUE happiness.)  I, personally, want to especially thank God for my family and all the love, joy, sadness, hope, sorrow, anger, laughter, hurting, and healing, support and strength that comes with being a family.  May we never forget what it means to be "family". 

November 24, 2010

THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Happy Birthday, Gisselle!!!

November 22, 2010

THANKS GIVING

Since this Thursday is Thanksgiving, I want to share with you all just some of what I am thankful for.

1.  A loving and forgiving God, who sent his Son to redeem us, in spite of our sinfulness and unwillingness or inability to change.
2.  A loving wife, mother, and best friend.  The person who completes me, and without whom I would never have known what true happiness is.  Thank you, sweetheart.  I love you!
3.  Children and grandchildren who are kind, generous, and loving.
4.  Children-in-law who love my kids, and complement (as opposed to compliment) them in so many ways.
5.  My siblings, siblings-in-law, nephews, nieces, their spouses and children.  As wild, wacky, and crazy as we are, I would not trade my family for anyone or anything!!  What can I say, we are just FUN to be around!!!
6.  Good friends and co-workers, both present and past (Miss ya, Big J!!).
7.  The opportunity to serve my brothers and sisters in Christ through the Church as a deacon.
8.  My mom and dad who taught me about love, and honor, and courage, and responsibility.  I miss them.
9.  Days that are sunny and warm, and perfect for riding motorcycles.
10.  Oh, and I'd be remiss if I didn't mention The Shed, Texas de  Brazil, Casa Garcia, Central American Restaurant, etc...  I love me some grits!!!

Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving!!!  Bring on the BIRD!!!  And STUFFING!!!

November 14, 2010

CONGRATS!!!

I just want to shout out a "WAY TO GO" to my favorite grandson!!  He's a high school senior and consequently has been sending out applications to a few of the colleges/universities with good pharmacy programs.  Friday he heard back from his first one.  He received his first (hopefully of many) acceptance letter from Auburn University!!  Awesome!  We are really proud of him!!
It isn't LSU, but at least they're Tigers!!

November 9, 2010

JUDAS, WOULD YOU BETRAY ME WITH A KISS?

From Erin over at And Sometimes Tea:

In Spain Pope Benedict XVI is offering, once again, a truthful view of the matter--that a life lived in communion with Christ is a life that is full, and rich, and joyful, but a life lived apart from Him in pursuit of worldly pleasures and treasures is a life dessicated, empty, and ultimately meaningless and sad. As meaningless and sad, in fact, as betraying love with a kiss aimed at hate--no, not like the poor misguided handful of protesters, but like Judas, who is their true model, and whose fate may God spare any of us from sharing.
Read more here.

November 4, 2010

THIS AND THAT

I am, at some point, going to get my life back and will start posting regularly again.  In the interim...  went to New Orleans Food & Spirits for lunch today.  It was a real treat, as we don't go there anymore since starting the diet.  Couldn't help thinking back to the days when Young Wade, Little Lori, Dr. Bob, Big J and I would go there at least once a week!  Good times... good times... sigh... 

A quick shout-out and congrats to DIL1 for getting a promotion at her workplace.  It's nice to be rewarded for being a hard-working and dedicated employee.  You deserve it!!

Thanksgiving is bearing down on us, and it looks to be an especially good one this year (even without the awesome election results).  Looks like H2W's parents are coming, and her mom indicates that she wants to do all the cooking!  AND, hopefully SIL-O and family will be coming, as well.  What a treat it will be to see everyone again!!

More exciting news!  S2, and possibly S3, will be coming for Mardi Gras!!  Not only that, but my brother is considering coming, too, which would be totally rad (trying not to say "awesome" so much, but it would be awesome!)!!  The door is open to any others that would like to make it an event.  Maybe T&K from the big D-town?  Hoping that H1/DIL1 will make it in.  Trying to give lots of notice so that plans can be made.

That's all I've got for now.  Take care and God bless!!

October 29, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAJOR DAD!!!

I had to get it in before midnight!!  Hope your birthday weekend is great!!  Thanks for the dinner and the movie was (s)awsome!! In 3-D, no less!

October 18, 2010

GEE, BUT IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HOME*

*Home is where I want to B-E-E-E-e-e-e-e! -



Back from an AWESOME road trip weekend!  Linda and I, Major Dad and his friend Greg spent some 20+ hours on our motorcycles cruising the highways and byways of SE Louisiana, Mississippi and a little corner of Tennessee (better known as Memphis).

Day one was Friday, which began with breakfast at the Chateau ( "the Teau") Coffee Café, after which we hit the road.  We took US-61 (Airline Hwy in NOLA) and rode it all the way to Natchez, MS.  After a quick lunch we hit the Natchez Trace and followed it to Jackson, MS.  The weather was sunny and beautiful, the ride was peaceful (50MPH on the trace) and scenic.  Toward dusk we started to see quite a few deer along the side of the road.  When it was time for a gas stop, we were on the outskirts of Jackson, so we decided to "hole up" for the night at a Comfort Inn.  After checking in, we went to the IHOP next door for supper, then it was back to the rooms to get some sleep.

Saturday morning we hit the road around 8 AM.  A stop for a quick breakfast at Mickie D's, then we hopped onto I-55 and headed North for a ways.  At our first gas stop we got off I-55 and onto US 51.  It was a scenic two-lane highway that paralleled I-55.  Along the way we stopped at several small country (and I emphasize "country") establishments for refreshments and a bit of leg stretching.  Seems that we were still a bit stiff from the day before... go figure!!  We arrived in Memphis at around 5:00 or 5:30 PM and checked into the La Quinta Inn that Linda and I had stayed at after our Katrina evacuation.  Ah... the memories keep on comin'!!  After check-in and a quick freshen-up, we got back on the bikes and headed into downtown Memphis, to Charlie Vergos' Rendevous restaurant for some genuine dry-rub (although we didn't know it at the time) BBQ.  After a 20 minute wait we found ourselves seated at a nice corner table.  It was ribs all around, large of course, with a split plate of ribs and brisket for me.  Good food, and great company!!  Leaving the Rendezvous, we took a short stroll over to Beale Street to take in the sights and sounds, then it was back to the hotel, with a quick stop at Coldstone Creamery for dessert.  Once again, it was "lights out", as everyone was pretty well worn out from two days of riding.

Sunday morning we checked out of the La Quinta and headed to Brother Juniper's restaurant, next to the University of Memphis campus.  It was a pleasant surprise to see that they have become so popular that they bought the coffee shop in the area adjacent to the original restaurant and made it into a coffee bar/waiting area.  The restaurant area is a little bit more roomy and comfortable now.  Again, about a 20 minute wait for a table, and then we sat down to some excellent omelettes, home fries, toast, cheese grits, biscuits and gravy, coffee, OJ, all most excellent breakfast fare!!  I had my favorite, the Garden and the Lamb omelette.  Made with spinach and roasted lamb.  DEEEEE-LISH!!!  After breakfast we gassed up and headed South once again.  We hopped on US-51 again, and drove by Graceland.  We say Elvis' airplane, one of his caddies, and lots of people lined up at the entrance.  It was Elvis everything (including the Heartbreak Hotel) for several city blocks.  After several hours on US-51 it was obvious that the horses wanted to be back in the barn, so we got back on I-55 and headed on home.  The only breaks at that point were a couple of gas stops, lunch at a Subway, and then we were home, once again.

All in all it was three really beautiful days weather-wise, with wonderful traveling companions, and I think everyone enjoyed themselves and have the aches and pains to prove it (not to mention some pretty sunburned cheeks and noses)!!!

We're already looking forward to our next ride, hopefully with more family members and friends to come along.  Maybe not quite such a long ride this time.  Perhaps the Shed?  Maybe try the one in Lafayette?

Anyway, it is great to be back home!!

October 14, 2010

ROAD TRIP!!!

OK.  Just a quick note to let everyone know that we (Linda and I) are going on a road trip this weekend, on the Valk!!  Major Dad is riding his new (to him) VTX 1800.  Hoping that John-boy  and maybe H2 will join us. We're gonna leave tomorrow morning after breakfast and ride to Natchez, MS, then on the Trace to Jackson...  Plan is to overnight in Jackson, then Trace to Tupelo, where we'll cut back to Memphis, TN...  After another overnight in Memphis, we'll kick off the return trip home with breakfast at Brother Juniper's, next to the University of Memphis campus.  Interstate will be avoided throughout, and a good time is anticipated for all.  The weather is looking pretty great!!

September 13, 2010

I'M LATE!! I'M LATE!! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!!*

*Sometimes I feel like the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland...

Busy, busy, busy!!! The frenetic pace of life has resumed after a brief lull following the family wedding in July. I am back in class, studying the Old Testament, with 22 other persons pursuing an advanced degree in Theology. Although we meet only 5 times during the semester, we have a tremendous amount of weekly reading and written assignments to complete. In addition, the new (since July 1) pastor of our parish wants to continue having me preach at all masses, every other weekend. The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office Chaplaincy program meets once a month for continuing education, which happens to be tonight. Tomorrow evening is a Safe Environment workshop (mandatory attendance), and Friday – Sunday is our annual couples’ retreat, which is in Schriever, LA. Add to the mix the monthly baptism seminars, KC meetings, and working full time, and it starts to get a bit overwhelming. Oh, and I almost forgot, once we (newly trained JPSO chaplains) receive our uniform shirts and our credentials, you can add a minimum of 10 – 12 hours a month supporting JPSO. Hopefully I’ll have something of interest to post now and then. It’s been a long dry spell as far as blogging is concerned!

In the mean time, I ask for prayers for a few personal special intentions, and particularly for those who are in need of God's special graces and strength to cope with difficult situations in their lives.  May God grant us increased faith, hope, and especially love, because "the greatest of these is LOVE"!!

TO HANNAH

Happy Birthday!!
We Miss You!!

September 2, 2010

PRAYERS REQUESTED

I have several special intentions for which I am asking for prayers.

Thanks, in advance!!

God Bless!

August 13, 2010

Buenos días , ¿Cómo estás?

H2 and H2GF are a done deal!! The wedding and honeymoon are over, and they are back at home and at work. So now does she become Mrs. H2? Or DIL3? Hmmmmm?

The wedding event was beautiful, with everything working out perfectly despite glitches occurring at virtually every step in the planning process. The first indication that Good Karma was on vacation was when the wedding invitations arrived, only to discover that my middle name had been misspelled! Fortunately there was ample time for me to search the internet to find the exact font used, track down matching paper (which had to be specially ordered and cut into 8 ½ by 11 sheets, then recreate the invitation. No problem!!
Next came the bridesmaid dresses. Two were sent to Dallas arrived, one was late; two were sent to Del Rio, one arrived, one was late; but they all arrived with just enough time to ensure that the ladies were beautiful for the big day.

The tuxedoes were a story in themselves. I got a call the day before we were to leave for Del Rio to say that my tux was not ready yet, but would be the next day. This didn’t help me much, since we were planning to leave at 5:30 AM, so they offered to send it to San Antonio where H2 was going to pick his up. After setting that up, got a call from Kenny, who offered to pick up my tux when he picked his up, and he would bring it to Del Rio. Fine. Problem solved, right? Right… except when Kenny went to pick up the tuxes, HIS jacket didn’t fit and they couldn’t find one that did. So he had to stop in Houston, where the main warehouse is located, to get fitted for a jacket. Again, problem solved, right? Right. Except that when H2 went to pick up his tux in San Antonio, there were no shoes!! Solution? Call Houston and just happen to catch H1 and Major Dad at the tuxedo rental store picking up their tuxes, and having them bring a pair of shoes for H2!!

Still, all is taken care of in plenty of time for the wedding, yes? So now it’s Saturday at 3:00 PM and the wedding is about to start… except… the mother-of-the-bride, as well as the Maid of Honor, having gone to the reception hall in Acuña to pick up the bridal bouquet and flowers for the church, is stuck in the traffic jam that is the border crossing back into the U.S.!! The priest, Fr. Clay, is unruffled, and announces that we will pray the rosary for the peace of mind of the delayed persons struggling to get to the wedding.

Finally, the wedding ceremony begins (about 45 minutes late). The wedding singer’s voice is lovely, the procession is beautiful and everything goes as planned. I have the honor and pleasure of being the deacon at the Mass, and also officiating the marriage rite. During the ceremony, the couple is joined together with a wedding lazo (a double looped rosary), symbolizing their unity and devotion to the Blessed Virgin Mary. Later they, together, go to a statue of the Blessed Virgin to place flowers and say a prayer. It was here that, due to the slight discrepancy in height between the newlyweds, the lazo broke, much to the dismay of the bride! Once again, Fr. Clay was up to the challenge, offering comforting words describing the love of the groom for the bride having “burst” the lazo by its sheer magnitude!! Well done, Fr. Clay!!

After the wedding ceremony is finished the newlyweds are taken off for pictures. The reception, in Acuña, MX, doesn’t begin until 7:00 PM. So most of the family and friends of H2 fill in the time gap with a trip to a local vineyard for some wine tasting and a short tour. Everyone had a great time and many purchases later it was off to the reception.

It was decided to meet up at our motel and leave as a group to go to the reception. But… no one knew where it was!! Then we got a call from the groom wanting to know where everyone was, and to hurry up and get to the reception hall! So we asked for directions. H2 said someone would come by to lead us there. Of course, we didn’t wait long enough. Picking up some tourist maps (you know how great they are!!) we set off in 6 cars for the reception. Crossing the bridge over the Rio Grande we entered Acuña. We then set off in the general direction we knew we were supposed to go. Trying to get more specific directions was complicated by very haphazard wireless service, but when we drove OUT of Acuña, it was time to stop and get some assistance. We turned around, managed to get H2 on the phone while heading back into town. After being COMMANDED to “pull over! Don’t move! Where are you? Wait, we’ll send someone” we did just that. Within 10 minutes we were intercepted and led to the reception hall!

What followed can only be described as the absolute most fun I’ve ever had at a wedding reception in my life!! It was truly fabulous. An excellent “show” band, La Guardia Grupo Musical provided music and entertainment for the evening, with a brief interlude when a mariachi band arrived to play for the newlyweds!! I think everyone had a great time, if the pictures that have been posted on FB are any indication!!

So the entire wedding experience was not without a few glitches, but it was also, without a doubt, an experience that will be remembered for years to come!!

My sincere thanks and appreciation to all the friends and family who braved the airlines, highways, border crossing guards, and border taxis to make this event such a special one!! I truly love each and every one of you and wish you all God’s blessings!!

August 1, 2010

WHILE ONE HONEYMOONS, ANOTHER CELEBRATES AN ANNIVERSARY!!

Happy Anniversary to Jerrod and Patti, aka, Major Dad and DLG!!  We love you and wish you many more!!!

July 23, 2010

¿Habla usted español ?

The wedding day is drawing nearer! Tonight is the rehearsal, and then tomorrow afternoon, the wedding. So far no MAJOR glitches have been encountered.

We left NOLA for Del Rio, TX at 6:30 AM Wednesday, arriving at our destinatino at 6:30 PM. H1/DIL1, traveling with MD/DLG and family left Houston just as we were passing through, but a late lunch stop had them arrive about an hour after us.

T and A (don't EVEN go there), Sisters S2 and S3, and very good friends B&H and their daughter K were already in Del Rio and, of course, H2 and H2F had arrived last Friday so as to take care of last minute details (e.g., the marriage license!!).
Yesterday, we all went on a shopping excursion to Acuña, Mexico.  The sun was brutal and, with the exception of the restaurant we stopped at for lunch, the shops were hot and not air conditioned.  They had fans blowing which at least moved the air until an unexpected power outage left them in the dark.  Still the group had a good time and bought many souvenirs.  We had a wonderful lunch at Manuel's restaurant where they accomodated all 18 of us with no trouble.  While enjoying a leisurely dinner, we were entertained by a troubador, who played a guitar and sang songs in Spanish. 

In the early evening my brother and his girlfriend, Big Boy and his wife Brittney, Brett, and SIL-O and family arrived.  Shortly after, MD/DLG, S2/S3, H1/DIL1, Bro/BroGF, B&H, and Linda and I went to a place called Rudy's for some pretty darned good BBQ and a lot of socializng and catching up, which eventually continued back at the motel in the lobby.  As mid-night neared, KenEllie arrived, settled into their room, then joined the group until about 1 AM, when we all retired for (what was left of) the night.
Several of the younger members of the group, (BigBoy/BBWB, Brett, T&A (I said, don't even go there!!!), H2F's brother along with H2, went to a local establishment to "toast" the groom into the wee hours of the morning.  I can hardly wait to see what kind of shape they are in today!!

Looking forward to the arrival, today, of three nephews, niece, a niece-in-law, C & V, UncleM/AuntB, and Miguel to round out those coming for the groom (H2).  Also, a trip to a local winery and another trip into Acuña are on the agenda.  This afternoon I,with H2/H2F, will meet with the priest, then we will have the wedding rehearsal, and finish with dinner for everyone at the Ramada Inn.  It looks like another busy day.

Should have some pictures up on Fb soon, so check it out!!  Please pray for our soon-to-be married couple and everyone who travelled here for the wedding.  We pray for a joyous wedding, and safe trip home for everyone.

More to come... stay tuned!!

July 5, 2010

TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

It has been
wonderful years!!
Looking forward to many more!!
I love you with all my
.

June 30, 2010

PSST... KENNY!! GISSELLE!!!

Happy Anniversary!!!

We LOVE You!!!

June 22, 2010

BEAUTIFULLY IMPERFECT

From The Deacon's Bench this was too good not to share!!

June 21, 2010

APOLOGIES

I know it's been almost three weeks since any kind of post at all.  I don't know if it's work, or the upcoming wedding or what, but I'm just kind of dried up as far as ideas.  Keep the faith.  Hopefully the spark will return and I'll be posting more frequently.

June 2, 2010

JUNE - DEDICATED TO THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS


Invocation to the Sacred Heart

O Heart of love, I put all my trust in Thee;
for I fear all things from my own weakness,
but I hope for all things from Thy goodness.
Amen.

May 26, 2010

HAS SENILITY STRUCK?!?

We (Linda and I) leave for Houston the day after tomorrow, off to scope out H1/DIL1's new home.  We thought it would be a nice change for Ian, after school and all his leg issues, to maybe get away for a weekend, so we invited him along for the trip.  Long story short, Ian is staying home to wallow in the precious silence of a house free from little sisters, while Grandpa and Grandma are taking BB and Molly-moo to Houston.  BB, who is seven (I think... might be eight... Hey, I'm OLD, OK?!?!) and MM who is three, which is just an extension and amplification of the "terrible twos".  Are we NUTS?

Hopefully all will go well.  Both girls dearly love Aunt Hannah, and then there's Molly's "MY Michael!", so the girls are all excited about going.  If we can just get through the six hours in the car part on each end of the trip I think we'll do OK.  At the very least, there should be some bloggable moments in the near future!

I can't remember if I posted that we are getting a new priest at our parish, and I'm too lazy to check.  So... We're getting a new priest at our parish!!  Fr. Michael, who grew up in Wisconsin, but has been in NOLA for most of his priestly life (since 1974 or thereabouts) takes over the reins on July 1st. 

Linda and I went to Mass at Fr. Michael's parish two weekends ago to watch him in action, and to introduce ourselves.  Turns out he's a former biker, and already new that I ride.  He expressed a desire to rekindle his passion for the open roads once he gets to Holy Name of Mary.  I can hardly wait to drag him out to The Shed!!!

I would like to ask for prayers, especially through the intercession of Blessed Francis Xavier Seelos, for my good friend and brother deacon, Paul.  He is at MD Anderson after having been diagnosed, for the third time, with thyroid cancer.  Thanks, in advance.

Wishing everyone a happy, and safe Memorial Day weekend!  God bless!!

May 15, 2010

And Sometimes Tea: Manufacturers of angertainment

From the always enlightening and thought-provoking Red Cardigan: And Sometimes Tea: Manufacturers of angertainment.  I've had this concept floating around in my brain, but was having difficulty putting it into words.  Mark Shea of NCR may be on to something.

Linda and I were recently discussing how the media seems to no longer be able to report the news without trying to make every story a "sensational" story, one that grabs our itnerest.    It seems like they try at every opportunity to turn what should be at best a one-liner into a front page exposé.

Case in point... As most people are aware, the Gulf Coast is trying desperately to avert or avoid another major disaster caused by the explosion on and subsequent sinking of an oil rig.  This is of MAJOR concern to the entire area.  It's impact will be far reaching on the coastline, the marine wildlife, the fishing industry, the restaurant industry, and on and on.  In other words, BIG NEWS!! 
 
Two nights ago a man, member of a wealthy LA farming family that contributes generously to political campaigns, was arrested outside Harrah's casino for several charges, including public drunkenness and pointing a gun at law enforcement officers.  He is also a political appointee to a state commission that oversees the State Police.  The day after it happened the story was reported on the 10 PM news broadcast.  It was also noted that he had immediately resigned from the commission.  Not a problem.  What becomes a problem, IMHO, is that this particular news station decided that this was such a major story that they actually tracked the governor down while he was working on the oil rig crisis to "follow up", NOT on the oil rig disaster coverage which is ongoing, but on the gun incident which, except for the subsequent hearings, is over.  Please!! Let's have some priorities, people!! Really!

May 11, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR DAUGHTER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

I didn’t realize just how badly I’ve been slacking off until I checked the date of my last post. Mea culpa!! (that’s “My bad!!” in the Extraordinary Form)

This post will probably take me forever to finish, I guess because I’m feeling OLD today. It’s my daughter’s 40th birthday! And so she writes on HER blog just how OLD she feels, which of course is like saying, “Gee, Pops, I’m old, so YOU must be ANCIENT!!” Thanks, so much, daughter dearest!! And Happy Birthday to YOU!!!

Still working on wedding plans for Dean and Brenda. July seems to be looming on the horizon. So far everything is going about as smoothly as any wedding prep, I’d imagine. Our biggest glitch (ok, MY biggest glitch) is what to do about a rehearsal dinner. Del Rio is a SMALL town in Texas. We are trying to set up a dinner to accommodate somewhere around 50 people. The closest we came was a place that could do 25, but that would be “pushing it.”

The bride’s parents, who are wonderful people, have offered their home as the location for the rehearsal dinner. Now I’m struggling with what to serve, who will prepare, etc. Initially I thought perhaps a good old-fashioned New Orleans shrimp boil. We did that for Patti’s wedding and it worked well. But that would involve transporting fresh shrimp or trying to cook frozen shrimp without it getting overcooked and difficult to peel. Not insurmountable problems, still… Then the Deepwater Horizon went down in the Gulf and fishing waters are being closed daily. There may not be any shrimp to purchase come July!! And crawfish season is well over by then, so no option there.

Other thoughts bouncing around in my head…

Spiedies? Not too difficult to do AND there will be other spiedie “experts” there who I might be able to talk into lending a hand. This option has the additional upside of answering the question that so many have asked recently, “What is a spiedie”?

Also under consideration is having a local restaurant prepare New Orleans’ red beans and rice, gumbo, and jambalaya for 50 and transporting/reheating in Del Rio.

Maybe I’ll just print a map to the nearest Mickey D’s and have everyone meet there!

Stay tuned!!

April 27, 2010

MY APOLOGIES, BUT...

I've turned on comment moderation for the time being. I've been getting quite a few comments of late that I consider to be "spam". I've never used comment moderation before, but I'm going to give it a try. Please bear with me!

*UPDATE* - Disregard. I've decided to wait a bit and monitor the spam type comments for awhile.

April 26, 2010

WHY WE SUFFER. HOW WE SUFFER. WHAT WE GAIN FROM SUFFERING

This most excellent Homily by Bishop Slattery of Tulsa, OK, given at the Pontifical High Mass in the Extraordinary Form, at Washington, D.C.

Give it a read... it's worth it!!

April 24, 2010

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY SISTER

Sara,

This is my response to your comment and question, "We are all one in Christ Jesus. We all worship the same God. Why is it a cause for sadness if your friend is choosing a different way to worship the same God you do? When I take communion, it is no less moving and powerful to me whether I believe that the bread and wine truly are the body and blood of Jesus or not. Is that really something that separates us?"

I agree with you that we all worship the same God. Also, insofar as we are baptized Christians, we are all brothers and sisters of Jesus Christ, and in that respect we are all one. That does not mean that I believe that all faith communities are equal, and therefore it doesn’t matter to which you belong.

It is always wonderful to hear from you. It is even better when we happen to be online at the same time and use the video thing to talk to one another. But the phone, email, video all pale in comparison to having you in the same room with me.

That is the way it is with the Eucharist. I am convinced of the truth of the Real Presence of Jesus Christ in the bread and wine changed into His Body and Blood. This is fundamental to my belief as a Catholic. It is not something on which I can compromise. I believe that Jesus spoke clearly and plainly when He said, “my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me and I in him.” And when He asks, “Does this shock you?” and “Do you also want to leave?” I, like Saint Peter must answer, “Master, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life.”

I am convinced that the Catholic Church IS the same church founded by Christ when, to Saint Peter, He entrusted the keys to the Kingdom and in which resides the complete deposit of faith. I believe that the Church, although sinful in her human nature also has a divine nature, and that divine nature is guided and protected by the Holy Spirit so that she is forever the custodian and guardian of the Truth and I believe in the infallibility of her teachings on faith and morals.

All that being said, I believe that that Truth is alive and active, in varying degrees, within the various Protestant and other Christian communities because Jesus also said “whoever is not against you, is for you” and, as regards the salvation of all men, “nothing is impossible for God.”

With all my love,
Dean

April 12, 2010

A FRIEND IS LEAVING THE CHURCH...

and I am truly saddened by it.  I asked him, "If, as a Catholic, you believe in the Real Presence, that Jesus Christ is truly present, body and blood, soul and divinity in the Holy Eucharist, then how can you leave the Church for a faith community that doesn't believe?  And, if you don't believe it, then perhaps you have already left."

"Then many of his disciples who were listening said, "This saying is hard; who can accept it?"
Since Jesus knew that his disciples were murmuring about this, he said to them, "Does this shock you?
What if you were to see the Son of Man ascending to where he was before? It is the spirit that gives life, while the flesh is of no avail. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and life. But there are some of you who do not believe." Jesus knew from the beginning the ones who would not believe and the one who would betray him. And he said, "For this reason I have told you that no one can come to me unless it is granted him by my Father."
As a result of this, many (of) his disciples returned to their former way of life and no longer accompanied him.
Jesus then said to the Twelve, "Do you also want to leave?"
Simon Peter answered him, "Master, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. We have come to believe and are convinced that you are the Holy One of God."" John 6:60 - 68

April 4, 2010

HAPPY EASTER!!

The Triduum is OVER!!   It was a busy, but fruitful three days!

Holy Thursday began the Triduum, the holiest time of year for Catholics. After working all day, Linda and I went to the Mass of the Lord's Supper held at 7PM. It was a beautiful service, the altar servers did an excellent job, which really helped to enhance the whole experience. There was the usual touch of sadness as the altar and sanctuary were stripped bare of all decorations and coverings.

Friday morning I attended 10 AM rehearsal for the 3 PM Good Friday service. After much reflection I decided to try singing the Prayers of the Faithful, something I've never done before. I think it went okay. Father asked me to preach, so I gave a short homily. Then home again to begin thinking about the Mass of the Lord's Resurrection (the Easter Vigil Mass) on Saturday.

Saturday morning dawned sunny and beautiful. After breakfast and coffee I began rehearsing the Exultet for Mass that evening... with breaks in between for a little facebook. At 10:10 the church called and asked if I had forgotten about the 10 AM rehearsal! There I was, totally oblivious to the time, still in my pajamas. So I ran a brush through my hair, threw on some clothes and rushed over to the church for rehearsal.

The Vigil Mass started at 8 PM with the blessing of the fire and the lighting of the Easter candle. It was another beautiful liturgy, with wonderful music provided by our organist and cantor (cantress?). The Mass was, sadly, only lightly attended, but in the congregation were our very good friends, Keith and Chris.

After Mass (at around 10 PM) Linda, Keith, Chris and I went out for a late dinner. Not knowing of too many places that would be open at that hour, we ended up at IHOP. We ate and talked for almost 2 hours, catching up on all that has happened in our families since we had last gotten together. I think we all had a great time. Then it was home to bed.

Sunday morning was spent getting ready for our traditional family Easter dinner. This year we decided to have it at H2F's apartment, so we prepared most of the food at home, then carried it to her place. All together we had myself, Linda, Major Dad, DLG, Ian, BB (Bridget), BB (big Brigitte),Molly-moo, H2, H2F, and Fr's Deo and Sebastian, from Uganda and Tanzania respectively.  We sorely missed H1/DIL1 and KenEllie, whose presence would have made the day complete!  Still, we were able to assuage our disappointment a bit with ham, potatoes (both mashed and sweet), corn, green bean casserole, dinner croissants, and of course, Major Dad's awesome devilled eggs!  Apple pie and ice cream and coffee rounded out the meal.

We are now into the Octave of Easter (8 days).  Wishing everyone a Happy and Blessed Easter season.  *Rejoice heavenly powers! Sing choirs of angels!

Exult, all creation around God's throne!
Jesus Christ our King is risen!
Sound the trumpet of salvation!

Rejoice, O earth, in shining splendor,
radiant in the brightness of your King!
Christ has conquered! Glory fills you!
Darkness vanishes forever!

Rejoice, O Mother Church! Exult in glory!
The risen Savior shines upon you!
Let this place resound with joy,
echoing the mighty song of all God's people!

*from the Exultet, or Easter Proclamation

April 1, 2010

REFLECTIONS ON THE CROSS, AND ON MARY, FOR HOLY THURSDAY

From the typically inspirational Anchoress:

... anger at God is normal. And God has big shoulders, He can take it.

I have found that when it is too much to think of God, it’s easier to think of Mary, who “never did anything to deserve it,” -who spent her whole life only saying “yes” to Him, and in service to His biggest project, ever- but who still had to stay at the foot of her son’s cross and watch him die a most horrible death, after having endured terrible cruelty.

Even she didn’t know what was going to happen next. A mother grieves the unbearable loss of her son, through Passover, and then goes to anoint his body only to find it gone!

What sort of torment is this? Then he is back (!) but he is no longer hers alone, if he had ever been – and for the rest of her life, as she watches His church take shape and form, and helps where she can, she still has all of those memories – the memories a mother cherishes – of an infant tugging at the collar of her gown, looking to nurse, of her son and his loving six-year-old hugs, the scraped knees, the scampish days, the meals they shared. None of this could have been easy for Mary to remember or to reconcile with her human self, or her maternity. He is God. But he was her son, and always will be. He is her son. Her little lad. Her God.

And this is why we call Mary the “Help of Christians.” When it gets very hard, when we feel a little disconnected from God, whether we want to be disconnected or not, when we feel we have been given an unjust burden, we can look at Mary and realize that yes, she kept the faith, but she knew everything we know about how hard life can be. She’s lived through it, and if we ask her to, she’ll pray for us in our suffering.

The cross. The Mother. The Son. Nothing in the Gospels is extraneous, or there without purpose. It is all meant for us, for our understanding and our consolation, too.

People often ask me why Catholics find it necessary to keep the Crucifix before them. “The victory was in the resurrection, not the death; Catholics focus on the wrong thing – the cross should be empty…”

Well, yes. The victory is the resurrection, but its gotten to through the rest of it.

While the empty cross brings us hope and promise, we are still humans living human lives with all of the pain and frailty and questions and hurt that implies; when one looks at the Crucifix, one finds not a morbid and bloody corpse, but The God Who Knows, not because he is conveniently all-knowing, but because He actually submitted to life, lived it, endured it, went through it all, just as we do.

Jesus lost his own beloved step-father, Joseph, he knows what we know. When we look at the Crucifix we see that there is no human situation that Jesus did not come to know. Feel betrayed? Feel humiliated? Being mocked and sneered at? Feel abandoned? Feel unjustly hurt? Feel loss? There, on that crucifix is the God who has known every one of those feelings, and has submitted to them – in order to save us, but also in order to draw us near, to gather us into a consolation, a consoling embrace that says…“I know what you’re feeling…I know what you’re thinking…we are actually all in this together, and quite outside of time.”

It’s hard to remember all that. The Crucifix is the reminder.

March 27, 2010

FR. TONY IN LOS ANGELES 10...

This one wouldn't embed properly... Here's the link~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSqqk9tY2Ec

FR. TONY RICARD IN LOS ANGELES 1 - 9... ENJOY!!!









March 18, 2010

PLEASE JOIN ME IN PRAYING FOR POPE BENEDICT XVI

Prayer for Pope Benedict XVI

Our Father
3 Hail Mary
Glory Be

V. Let us pray for our Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI
R. May the Lord preserve him, give him long life, make him blessed upon the earth, and not hand him over to the power of his enemies.

V. You are Peter.
R. And upon this Rock I will build my Church.

Let us pray,

God our Father, Shepherd and Guide, lookk with love on your servant, Pope Benedict XVI, the pastor of your Church. Grant that his word and example may inspire and guide the Church, and that he, and all those entrusted to his care, may come to the joy of everlasting life. We ask this through Christ, our Lord. Amen.

Mother of the Church, pray for us.
Saint Peter, pray for us.

March 16, 2010

TWISTED SISTER?

It was a great five days!! Sara arrived at midnight Wednesday. While Linda and I were at work on Thursday, Sara and Brenda went to the Quarter for café au lait and beignets, and also went to the Aquarium. In the evening, it was off to Aunt Leni's for char-grilled oysters, with Sara, Brenda, Linda, and KenEllie, after which we all returned home for some delicious Chantilly Berry cake from Whole Foods, and a viewing of The Proposal.

Friday both Linda and I stayed home to spend time with Sara. Lunch was pizza at Mo's. Dinner at FujiHana to celebrate Kenny's Birthday with DJ, Brenda, Kenny and Gisselle, Sara and Linda.

Saturday Linda and I, DJ/Brenda, and Sara took a motorcycle ride along the River Road (West Bank side) to the 310 bridge. Crossing over, we went out Airline Highway to Sorrento where we turned on to Hwy 22 for a leisurely meandering route back to Pontchatoula. From there we hopped on I-55 and hitailed it back to NOLA, going straight to FujiHana (yet again), this time for BB's birthday party! Taking up two hibachi tables, we had a great time, enjoyed the good food, and Bridget and friends seemed to enjoy themselves, too!


Sunday started off with me preaching at both 8 AM and 11 AM masses. Then Linda, Sara and I took another ride. This time we went around different parts of NOLA that Sara hadn't been to yet. Rode by City Park, the new Holy Cross HS campus, and down through the French Quarter, before returning to the West Bank. From there we went to P&J's for a shrimp "burl". Major Dad cooked up about 40 pounds of shrimp, so we feasted on shrimp, potatoes, shrimp, corn, shrimp, mushrooms, sausage, artichokes, and did I mention... shrimp?!?!


Monday I called the boss and got the day off. Linda, Sara and I rode (again!!). This time we met Skip from Mandeville and his wife. He had "rescued" Sara during her epic motorcycle journey to Colorado when she found herself out of gas in front of a (closed) gas station in Colorado. We joined Skip and his wife at the 'Teau and had a great time meeting, greeting and catching up. Then it was back home again, once more going through the French Quarter, just because it's so much fun when your on a motorcyle. Resting up we watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then off to P&Js for some shrimp bisque cooked up by Major Dad from the leftovers of the day before. It was truly "kick ASS" bisque!!

Today it was back to work. Sara will be flying out in about an hour and a half. All in all it was a terrific visit and we can hardly wait to see Sara, and everyone else, in July for the wedding.

So, there you have it, Sara's visit, in a nutshell.

Take care, and God bless!!

March 8, 2010

SMILING FACES, SOMETIMES...

SmileyI have no good excuse for not posting the last couple of weeks, other than that I've had nothing to say.  It's been a pretty quiet time.  I've moved my desk at work (for about the 10th time!).  Same job, different view.

The RCIA class that I'm leading is going well.  I've tried to avoid being involved in RCIA ever since ordination.  It just didn't feel like what I was being called todo.  Having been "stuck" with it this year, it is proving to be a real learning experience for me.  I'll stop short of saying that I'm glad I got roped into it, but I am learning a lot more about the fundamentals of my faith, which is a good thing.

Moving on slowly toward the July wedding.  It's coming faster than it seems.  So much to do... still trying to plan the rehearsal dinner, although as it stands now it's looking like a good ol' Louisiana shrimp boil is in the offing!  Should be a lot of fun.

It's going to be really great getting everyone together. Smiley Family and friends that we only see occasionally, all gathered together in one place at the same time!!  SmileyDel Rio will not know what hit it!!  Hurricane Herrick and Co. is blowing through!!!

SmileySpeaking of... S2 is flying in from PA Wednesday night, so our first day will be Thursday, her birthday.  Happy Birthday (early), Sis!!!  We can hardly wait.  It's going to be a fast and furious visit.  Thursday birthdaySmiley, Friday birthday (Kenny)Smiley, Saturday birthday party Smiley(BB and friends), Sunday preaching (Fr. Deo was gracious enough to handle the Saturday evening Mass for me)... and hopefully a nice motorcycle ride in there somewhere!  Whew!  I'm tired just thinking about it!!

We're starting to warm up, a few degrees at a time, with cold fronts passing through every several days, bringing rain.  We still have at least one good cold snap in the wind, since the Navy hasn't shifted to their summer uniform yet.  Every year the Navy finally shifts into the summer uniform and shortly thereafter we get the last cold snap of the season.  Without fail!

With the huge disasters in Haiti and Chile and the flooding in France, the the mudslides in the Archdiocese of Tororo, Uganda have gone largely unnoticed.  From what I've learned, Smileythree villages were completely destroyed by this disaster. Smiley We are praying for the people whose lives have been affected.  Also, we are working with Fr. Deogratius Ekisa to learn how we can most effectively help the people of that area.  More on that to follow.

And speaking of Uganda, it's time to start planning our next trip.  Perhaps in 2012.  When we went in 2005 we were accompanied by DLG, and also our very close friends (and brother deacon) "Uncle" Mick and "Aunt" Bev.  DLG had a great time and wants to bring the grandkids next time!  Perhaps some of my siblings would like to take a journey to the "dark" continent?  After all, you'll have your passports... why not?!?!

Sad to report, the "dismantling" of the New Orleans Saints has already begun. Smiley It seems that one of the fans favorite players, Scott Fujita, has signed with the Cleveland Browns. Just goes to show, it's not about the game, it's about the $$$. So who's going to be next?!?!

Lent is moving right along, and Easter is just around the corner.  Time to start rehearsing the Exultet!!  Probably the longest 6 - 7 minutes of my life! (Although it probably seems MUCH longer for the congregation!!)

I have several special intentions for which I am asking for prayers. Thank you, in advance, and God bless you!

February 27, 2010

February 14, 2010

February 8, 2010

LIFE IS GOOD IN WHO DAT HEAVEN!!

I would have liked to post something memorable, something socially significant about the outcome of Super Bowl XLIV, but words fail me. All I can say is that the Saints will win the Super Bowl when pigs fly!!

Oh, and the guy in the picture is NOT Peyton Manning!!

WHO DAT?!?!

DREW DAT!!!!

January 25, 2010

BLACK AND GOLD - SUPER BOWL

WHO DAT!?!?!
It was a stellar ending to a not so stellar weekend.  After spending the better part of two days laying in bed or sitting around the house close to the kleenex and wrapped up in a snuggie, I was finally able to drag myself into the shower late Sunday afternoon, then watch the Saints-Vikings game.

I had to pass up lunch at Texas Roadhouse with KenEllie (although LINDA WENT) and then a Mexican feast at MD/DLGs (although LINDA WENT).  At least I got to see the playoff game and watch the ball sail through the uprights to clinch a win and the Saints first EVER trip to the Super Bowl.

Now it's on to Miami to face homeboy and hometown favorite Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts!  I hope the play by play is a little less bias than they seemed to be yesterday.  It almost seemed as if the sportscasters were really pulling for Brett Favre over the Saints.  It was pretty much all they talked about.  After the game Scott Fujita, in response to a question about Favre, replied, "Tonight is not about Brett Favre, it's about the Saints."  I couldn't agree with him more.!!

The bottom line is that, although many will be pulling for Manning because he is a "favorite son", the fact of the matter is that a)he is NOT a Saint and b)he never has been a Saint, to the Who Dat Nation should have no problem knowing who to be rooting for!!  GEAUX SAINTS!!

January 21, 2010

A BENEVOLENT BRIDE

I guess I've been a bit distracted since my last post.  The whole situation in Haiti is occupying a lot of my thoughts.  I didn't even give a shout out "Who Dat!!" after the Saints beat the Cardinals last Saturday.  Now we're looking ahead to the Vikings and Brett Favre this coming Sunday.  They are the only thing left standing in our way to the Super Bowl.  There doesn't seem to be very much "trash talking" going on for this game.

It's hard to trash talk about the folks from Minnesota when you hear about this particular couple from Duluth.
With a h/t to The Deacon's Bench:

Duluth native Leah Bogen and fiance Will Nicholson were eating breakfast and chatting about wedding plans on Sunday morning in their Maple Grove home. At the same time, Bogen was reading the newspaper and was struck by a story from Haiti that included leg amputations and unsafe medical conditions.

The contrast of the earthquake devastation and the party planning struck her.

She made a decision right then and there to donate the money they planned to spend on the reception dinner — 25 percent of their wedding budget — to people in Haiti. Her fiance didn't need any convincing.

No "bride-zilla" there!! As I mentioned in my homily last weekend, it seems that these natural (and sometimes man-made) disasters such as Katrina, the tsunami, 9-11, and now Haiti's earthquake(s) tend to bring out what is good and caring in people. While natural disasters are often nature's way of renewing and rebuilding the earth,they also often result in suffering, pain, and loss of life. One positive result is the magnificent outpouring of love that is the world-wide response to these tragedies.

Please pray for the people of Haiti and for all who suffer; physically, mentally or spiritually.

January 9, 2010

WHEW!!!

The Christmas season is over and still a few days before Carnival is in full swing. We packed away the Christmas decorations today. Next is the tree (artificial) and then we're done!

While relaxing I've been paging through a book given to me by KenEllie that is terrific!  Beautiful pictures and the meditations are wonderful.  Thanks, again, KenEllie for the book! It's awesome!

It's 4PM and the temp here in NOLA has climbed all the way up to 35!!  Looks like another cold night.  The 12 foot high ceilings are great in the summer when it's hot, but guess where all the heat goes when it's cold!

Speaking of Carnival (see first sentence), we've got plenty of room if anyone is thinking about checking out this unique experience!  Company is always welcome!!

Congrats to my niece, Rachel, who found out she is going to have a baby BOY!  Plans are to name him Duncan Joseph.  Again, congrats and our prayers are with you for a happy, healthy bundle of joy!!


And best of luck to Big J and Janet as they adjust to their newest addition, Andie.  Hope she settles in quickly and quietly so J can get his beauty sleep.


January 8, 2010

GLOBAL WHAT?????

The temperature was 29 degrees this morning when we left for work.  29!!  Here in New Orleans!!  I mean, in the SOUTH, people!!  What is wrong with that picture?  And I can't help but wonder just how cold it would have been had we not been in the grips of this Global Warming thingy!!  It boggles the mind!

Had a great New Year.  H2F's parents, sister and cousin came to NOLA, arriving on her birthday.  They stayed a whole week, so we got to visit.  The only drawback was they insisted on cooking every night, and not just a little snack, either!  We had a roast beef dinner, a ham dinner, a turkey dinner, well... you get thte picture.  Great food, not so great for the midsection.

New Year's eve H2, H2F, sister, cousin, Big Boy, Big Boy's wife and little Big Boy and I walked up to the ferry landing to watch the fireworks.  It was a pretty perfect night, with no low lying cloud cover, so the fireworks display was really great!    The only downer was that apparently a 60 year old guy had just dropped dead up the street from us at around 10:30PM.  We had police cars, firetrucks and emergency vehicles flying by the house.  It wasn't until H2 arrived home from work and walked up the street that we found out what had happened.  Of course he had to announce to the neighbors (within earshot of me, of course) that, "A guy dropped dead.  But he was pretty old. He was 60."  Thanks, bud!!

And, if you want a chuckle, check out this story.