January 1, 2009

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP*

*from Miss Cellania via Happy Catholic

New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep

* Spend more time watching TV/movies.

* Chat more over the internet.

* Read less.

* Put on at least 30 pounds.

* Stop exercising. Waste of time.

* Procrastinate more.

* Drink. Drink some more.

* Start being superstitious.

* Spend more time at work. Get less done.

* Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

* Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!

And a reader added:
* Never finish what you star

Happy New Year!!

1 comment:

Hannah said...

Now that's what I'm talking about!!